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Vegetables and Fruit
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Sweet potatoes
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Carrots (not soft)
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Parsnip (not soft, go figure)
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Turnip (in soup, preferably home-made)
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Corn (if hot, or popcorn)
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Onions (if battered and deep-fried in circular rings)
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Chick peas (but not hummus, of course ... that would be silly)
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Grapes (if not shrivelled into raisins)
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Clementines
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Provided that the underside of the peel, upon removal, is orange
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However, there can be exceptions
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Apples (not cooked)
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Moist, not dry
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Like SweeTango apples
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Not like "boat" (as in sea trial) apples
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Plums
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The California fresh plums that you can find at Costco
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They even look like apples
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Pineapple (must be Sugarloaf pineapple)
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Maraschino cherries
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Dried mango (contains only slightly more mango than sugar)
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Grain Products
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Meat and Alternatives
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Bacon (but rarely has it ... because the woman doesn't like it)
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Steak and ground beef
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Pork
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Schnitzel (uncertain whether the type of meat is important)
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Chicken (particularly wings)
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Turkey (particularly wings)
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Duck (must be wings)
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Ribs
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Ham (black forest, such as Piller's®)
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White pudding
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Cod (battered and deep-fried)
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Almonds (covered in chocolate)
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Condiments
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Bull's Eye Barbeque Sauce
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Ketchup (only on MacDonald's hamburgers)
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Milk and Alternatives
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Old cheddar cheese (Cracker Barrel or Black Diamond®, must be cold)
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Mozzarella cheese (ironically, must be warm and melted)
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Ice cream (without any berries or fruit, and cannot be too creamy)
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Heterogeneous Foods
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French toast
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Pancakes (with chocolate chips)
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Pizza (without vegetables or fruit)
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Garlic fingers (pizza's second cousin)
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Quesadillas (only meat and cheese, naturally)
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Subway subs
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Egg rolls (even if it has vegetables hidden inside)
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Beverages
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Orange juice (if found in the refrigerated section)
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Apple juice (not the natural stuff - it gotta be clear - nor Minute Maid®)
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Lemonade
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Soft drink (not diet)
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Beer (also must be full-caloried, something like Steamwhistle Pilsner Beer)
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Cherry brandy and ginger ale
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Energy Sources
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Cheezies, potato chips, and pretzels
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Absolutely loves them, but does not eat them, purely out of self-restraint
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Chocolate (the milkier the better)
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York Peppermint Patties
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Ironically, they contain dark chocolate
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A knock-off brand is acceptable if the peppermint is not too creamy
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Cookies and cakes
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Candy
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Scrunchions
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Peanut brittle, without the peanuts (a.k.a. sponge toffee)
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Categorically Challenged
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Not much green except…
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Green Jell-O®
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Lime soft drink
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Green M&M's® (with chocolate inside)
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Green apples
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Savoury (loves it)
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The green flicks in the Subway Italian Herbs & Cheese bread (see above)
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